When did we shift the female form and its proposed pulchritude away from the breast and down to the booty? For decades, guys have been obsessing on boobs, cleavage, size, squishiness, and a million other mammary-based variables. Then, without warning, we moved away from the top and have become focused on the bottom.
Plump And Luscious
Shake Your Rump!
Some can claim it as a cultural or ethnic thing, but when soccer moms are sizing up their sit-upons to gauge their “twerkability,” we’ve clearly crossed over into round rump territory. Granted, a good a$$ is a thing of beauty, and ever since a certain celeb starting making bank off her behind, we’ve turned the art of the exceptional bum into a Kim K. compare and contrast.
Work That Skirt
Maybe it’s because a large chest is a dime (or several hundred thousand dimes) a dozen. You can buy them off the rack rack, like shoes or a sense of self worth. But that edible slice of cake? That’s commodity that comes with genes, and not the kind you have to squeeze into on a Saturday night. A kindergarten teacher was at a strip club recently, and once she took the stage to show off her stuff, there wasn’t a dry seat left in the house.
Bake That Cake
CHEEK It Out
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